
That’s the LAST fucking time I try to be a good person. I don’t even talk to you hardly, & now you broke my fucking phone. you owe me a new battery, honestly. pay up, bitch.

dcfc - ‘talking bird’





I found a dead cat on the side of the road
So I took it home and put some honey on it
And I cooked it and then I ate it
Is that bad?
Do do do dooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAA



http://www.hulu.com/watch/37752/saturday-night-live-the-lawrence-welk-show
I cried while watching this. I love my life!

Today, I was walking up the never-ending flight of 73 stairs that leads from the area my dorm is in to the main part of campus. At the base of the stairs, someone had written in chalk, “Here we go…” On the next few mini landings, they wrote, “You can do it!” And at the very top was “YOU MADE IT!” and a great big smiley face. I felt like I had my very own motivational coach. MLIA
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